Facebook quotes

The great thing about Facebook is the abilty to add funny and witty Facebook quotes. It’s great to get a laugh out of your friends and have them asking for so many more funny and creative Facebook statuses quotes.

Facebook quotes

Facebook quotes

One liners are great for your Facebook status box. They are short and to the point. Also you can use one liners like the choices below from your phone also. All you have to do is copy and paste these funny quotes in your “what are you doing box” and await for laughs and many responses.

I myself have enjoyed using these funny one liners. My friends enjoy reading them and have begun to use some of them in their own pages. Try these out today.

Funny Facebook Quotes

Example : I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B negative.

Being B negative is very rare so this is very funny. It is a very funny and very true. Your blood type much like your zodiac sign can really tell a lot about you. It describes your life and your soul. This funny little one liner is both realistic and a true pleasure to use.

Example: I’ve been on so many blind dates; I should get a free dog.

When it comes to dating it’s not easy to find a date. So I often ask for friends and family to find me someone to go out with. Many people think that after you buy a lot of something you should get something free. Many stores actually honor and reward this policy. So why not with blind dates. However if your friends aren’t single they may not understand this quote very well.

Example : I bet you I could stop gambling

Gambling can be a real problem for many people and humor is a way many docotors advice gamblers to over come that difficlut time. Some times people just can’t stop and laughing about their issues makes it seem less of an issue. It’s best to use this around friends who aren’t addicted to gambling. You never know if they will become offended or not. Better safe than sorry.

These are just some of the many funny and unique Facebook quotes. Try one or all of them in your status box today!

MSN symbols

If you haven’t heard, the new computer craze that is sweeping the internet is MSN symbols. If you haven’t used a social network in the last six months then you might not have heard, but now people are moving away from emoticons and smileys and towards special alt characters that they can copy and paste into their chats and statuses (as opposed to installing expensive emotes and icons).

msn symbols

MSN symbols

So where can you find these special symbols for MSN? There are several sites where chat symbols like this can be found, usually in various categories depending on what they represent. One of the most famous alt characters is the music note symbol, because it has been picked up by social networks and various web 2.0 startups to show which song (MP3) their users are listening to.

There is a wide variety of characters, however. There are many that look like regular smileys and emotes – little faces showing happy people and sad. There are also shapes and shades such as rectangles and squares and circles. You can even use these emoticons to build new pictures and ascii art – the possibilities are endless!

One of the major advantages of MSN symbols is that you can use them in your chats with anyone – even if they’re not using the official Windows Live Messenger software. There seems to be a growing trend towards online web based chat clients which use the Microsoft API, so now you don’t need to constantly be greeted by the message that the person you are chatting to can not receive your message – everyone can see these!

The final usage for symbols for MSN is within Myspace pages or Facebook status profiles. You can use any of these images as many times as you like, as long as you can type in the area. You can sometimes use them on your mobile device too, as long as those fonts or symbols are supported. You can find a full list of MSN symbols on this website, with some ideas on how to use them.

Better Technology Means Less Hacks: Modern Antivirus Software

Back in the day it seemed like if you logged onto the internet you were going to be hacked, spammed, or get a virus. It seems that nowadays there is so much software to prevent all of these malicious attacks that you don’t seem to hear about viruses very much. Don’t get me wrong, they’re all still out there, but if you have proper protection you can experience the internet without risking the safety of your computer or personal information.

One of the major components of this drastic change in internet security is free antivirus-software. One such program is AVG 9 free antivirus software. This is easy to setup and will protect your computer from many different types of attacks. For an AVG 9 Download, click on the link.